She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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