my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just high enough for therapy.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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