Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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