So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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