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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am puke

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(740): View more from Ohio

My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.

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(585): View more from New York

remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts

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(671): View more from Guam

There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks

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