your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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