Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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