ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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