I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
