No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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