that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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