is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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