Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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