office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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