hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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