Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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