is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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