He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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