why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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