Non-Jews are for practice
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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