and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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