So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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