Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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