You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Randomize
