like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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