I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
