that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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