I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do vagina's smell?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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