the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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