We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Sorry about my life...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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