On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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