you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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