Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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