I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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