His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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