kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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