pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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