I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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