so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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