People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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