Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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