did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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