I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize