I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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