I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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