I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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