Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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