thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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