shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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