you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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