She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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