Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
