Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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