What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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