ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She said her name was "party"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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