Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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