I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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